Sam Stall

Stop The F---ing Press!

 

A selection of memorable quotes from potty-mouthed politicians, writers and celebrities -- all dredged from the pages of Dirty Words of Wisdom: A Treasury of Classic ?*#@! Quotations.

 

 

"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off."

 

-- Gloria Steinem

 

"I always follow my father's advice. He told me to never insult anybody unintentionally. So if I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to."

 

-- John Wayne

 

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch."

 

-- Jack Nicholson


"I don't believe in shit, until shit happens."

 

-- Bernie Mac

 

"Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other son of a bitch die for his."

 

-- Gen. George S. Patton

 

"In politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn into chicken salad."

 

-- President Lyndon B. Johnson


"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives, shit happens."

 

-- Angelina Jolie

 

"I don't give a damn for a man who can only spell a word one way."

 

-- Mark Twain

 

"Easy reading is damn hard writing."

 

-- Nathaniel Hawthorne

 

"The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time."

 

-- Catfish Hunter

 

"You've got to love livin', baby, because dyin' is a pain in the ass!"

 

-- Frank Sinatra