Stop The F---ing Press!
A selection of memorable quotes from potty-mouthed politicians, writers and celebrities -- all dredged from the pages of Dirty Words of Wisdom: A Treasury of Classic ?*#@! Quotations.
"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off."
-- Gloria Steinem
"I always follow my father's advice. He told me to never insult anybody unintentionally. So if I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to."
-- John Wayne
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson
"I don't believe in shit, until shit happens."
-- Bernie Mac
"Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other son of a bitch die for his."
-- Gen. George S. Patton
"In politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn into chicken salad."
-- President Lyndon B. Johnson
"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives, shit happens."
-- Angelina Jolie
"I don't give a damn for a man who can only spell a word one way."
-- Mark Twain
"Easy reading is damn hard writing."
-- Nathaniel Hawthorne
"The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time."
-- Catfish Hunter
"You've got to love livin', baby, because dyin' is a pain in the ass!"
-- Frank Sinatra